The glutton at it again. -- The Austrian Green Party tries to bribe people into voting for it. Last week the campaigners handed out little bags of salted soya beans. They were delicious. I asked for more than one serving whenever I could. (I’ll vote for them anyway.) Today the Greens were out again in large numbers in front of the University. I took the leaflet and aimed for the basket (which normally contains the soya beans). I was about to utter my usual chat-up line: “I’ll vote for you, but you’ll have to give me three,” when I realized that the bribe had changed. Today’s present was condoms. The text on the packaging read: “Do your groaning before the election.” Not bad.